Cats Who Absolutely Did Not Knock That Glass Over

We asked readers to send photos of their cats at the scene of the crime. The response was overwhelming, and every single cat looks completely unbothered by the accusations.

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Emergency snack break.

Group photo, one person blinked.

After: humbled.

This meeting could have been lunch.

Exhibit A: the scene of the crime.

Nailed it. Mostly.

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A Brief Feline Analysis

Our cat correspondent has reviewed the footage and filed the following observations, most of them accusatory.

• The cat was aware of the camera
• The cat did not care about the camera
• The glass was on the edge of the table for a reason

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Oscar Wilde

As always, the cat has declined to comment and has knocked our microphone off the desk.

A quick note on how this post came together: the idea arrived in our tips inbox, survived two editorial meetings, one argument about whether it was actually funny, and a vote that was decided by the office cat walking across the keyboard. We cleaned it up, checked every detail, and added only the jokes we could defend in front of our mothers.