Parenting
Sep 14 ·
1 min read
My Toddler Negotiates Better Than My Boss
She wanted one more cookie. She left with three cookies and a later bedtime.
Daily memes, dad jokes and glorious fails
Dispatches from the frontline of bedtime negotiations.
She wanted one more cookie. She left with three cookies and a later bedtime.
Modern art, questionable canvases, and several very tired parents.
We tried narrating bedtime like an epic movie trailer. It did not work, but it was glorious.
Two junior agents, one cookie jar, and a mission that was never really secret.
Philosophy, insults, and one very specific question about dinosaurs.