It started with a simple question about a stapler. Four hours and nine hundred replies later, the entire company had learned the true meaning of the unsubscribe button.
Survival Tips for the Nine-to-Five
Office life is a sitcom where nobody signed up for the cast. Here is how our staff keep morale above sea level.
- Never reply-all before your first coffee
- Name the printer so you have someone to blame
- Bring snacks to any meeting longer than thirty minutes
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
Forward this to a coworker. Accidentally forward it to your boss for extra excitement.
A quick note on how this post came together: the idea arrived in our tips inbox, survived two editorial meetings, one argument about whether it was actually funny, and a vote that was decided by the office cat walking across the keyboard. We cleaned it up, checked every detail, and added only the jokes we could defend in front of our mothers.
The Part Where We Explain Ourselves
How one email about a missing stapler brought a company of four thousand to its knees. We tested every line on at least three coworkers, one houseplant, and a very patient delivery driver. Two out of five laughed, which in comedy is basically a standing ovation.
There is a science to this, sort of. The best jokes are short, specific, and a little bit true. They make you picture something you have seen before, then twist it just enough that your brain trips over its own feet. That tiny stumble is the laugh. Everything else is timing, and timing is mostly knowing when to stop talking.
Which is exactly what we should do now. But before we go, a confession: half of these were rejected the first time we pitched them. Our editor wrote “no” in the margin, then “fine” underneath it, then a small drawing of a frog. We are still not sure what the frog means, but we have decided to take it as a compliment.
Got a better one? Leave it in the comments below. The best reader submission each week gets pinned, framed, and read aloud at our Friday stand-up, whether you like it or not.
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