Dad Tries to Explain a Cartoon Bunny’s Revenge Plot

We showed a cartoon to a dad and asked for a quick summary. What followed was a pun marathon so relentless that the rabbit would have been proud.

Clip: Sintel trailer, (c) Blender Foundation, CC BY 3.0.

The Groan Scale

We rate every dad joke on a five-point groan scale, from polite exhale to full eye-roll with audible sigh.

• Level 1: a gentle nose laugh
• Level 3: the slow head shake
• Level 5: someone leaves the room

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

If you groaned, the joke worked. If you laughed, please seek help.