This Llama Has More Patience Than My Dad at a Self-Checkout

Koro the llama wants the berries on the other side of the road. My dad wants the self-checkout to stop saying unexpected item in bagging area. Only one of them succeeds.

Video: Caminandes 2: Gran Dillama, Blender Foundation, CC BY.

The Groan Scale

We rate every dad joke on a five-point groan scale, from polite exhale to full eye-roll with audible sigh.

• Level 1: a gentle nose laugh
• Level 3: the slow head shake
• Level 5: someone leaves the room

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process.

E. B. White, A Subtreasury of American Humor

If you groaned, the joke worked. If you laughed, please seek help.