Our Quarterly Review, Reenacted by a Dragon

Quarterly reviews are stressful. So this quarter we let a dragon present the results. The sales numbers were fine. The ceiling tiles did not survive.

Clip: Sintel trailer, (c) Blender Foundation, CC BY 3.0.

Survival Tips for the Nine-to-Five

Office life is a sitcom where nobody signed up for the cast. Here is how our staff keep morale above sea level.

• Never reply-all before your first coffee
• Name the printer so you have someone to blame
• Bring snacks to any meeting longer than thirty minutes

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks

Forward this to a coworker. Accidentally forward it to your boss for extra excitement.