Time-Lapse Flower Blooms, Office Cat Remains Unimpressed

We played a gorgeous time-lapse of a flower opening for our office cat, Biscuit. The results of this scientific experiment are below, along with Biscuit’s review.

Clip: MDN CC0 sample video.

A Brief Feline Analysis

Our cat correspondent has reviewed the footage and filed the following observations, most of them accusatory.

• The cat was aware of the camera
• The cat did not care about the camera
• The glass was on the edge of the table for a reason

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks

As always, the cat has declined to comment and has knocked our microphone off the desk.